one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”
he never bothered me again
“what the hell’s your name?
what’s your pleasure and what is your pain?
do you dream too much?
do you think what you need is a crutch?”